Today's Mistakes

Not mine (well not yet, at least), but people's mistakes heard on the radio today:

Red FM's "Big Red Hard One" question: "What is light as a feather, but no man can hold it for long?"

Answers (mistakes) heard:
a) Your bladder
b) Snow
c) Air
d) Your ego
e) Hair

Of course, the correct answer is "Your breath", which I would have called in and answered had I not made the mistake of not paying attention when the the Red announcers gave out the telephone number to call. Oh, but then again calling in while driving would have been a mistake too, wouldn't it, Officer? *stares at hobo adjacent to him in lock-up*

Bonus: Mistake spotted in Seri Pacific KL (wish I had taken a picture, my mistake!) - posted in the elevator for "Xuang Xi" chinese restaurant:

Try our delicious beancard.