Today's Britney Spears Award Goes to:

ROSLIN HASHIM

In a quickie divorce that would have left even Britney Spears gasping "If You Seek Amy (Or is that "You"?)", Roslin Hashim has hit a new high (not in the badminton arena, mind you. That ship sailed ages ago) by divorcing his wife, Faizah Mohamad within a buck-toothing 12 DAYS of marriage. Sources say that he divorced her because he wasn't getting any respect from her. Ironically, Roslin had not been getting any respect from the Badminton Association of Malaysia, his opponents, his coach and Malaysian badminton fans in general for years. Investigatons are under way to determine if Faizah indeed had disrespected him by laughing at him in training, during a match, or just refusing to smash his shuttlecock.

Other sources say that Roslin divorced Faizah upon seeing younger brother Hafiz's descent into mediocrity due to getting married and having a baby. He feared he would be going down a similar route. What Roslin failed to note was that Hafiz became a shite player immediately after the winning the All-England Championships.

Hence, the Britney Spears Award goes to Roslin Hashim for one of the fastest divorces in Malaysian history. While Roslin would have preferred to win the "Most decorated Malaysian badminton player", "Fastest badminton smash in Malaysian badminton history" or the "Highest earning Malaysian badminton player in history" award, he will have to be satisfied with an "Atukship" from the BAM, who incidentally suffered from a bout of "Atukship" themselves when they once forgot to register Roslin for four badminton tournaments. (For the record, Roslin wanted to sue the BAM for damaging his livelihood by preventing him from winning some prize money in those tournaments when they failed to register him. He decided not to sue BAM after seeking his lawyer's advice, who told him in no uncertain terms: "Forget it, you have NO CHANCE", it was later revealed that his lawyer was referring to Roslin winning prize money in a tournament, not the court case.)