*After exhaustively spraying Ridsect behind, towards and even at the TV set and Karaoke CPU, I decide to call it quits and blame Khairi.*
Me: It's all your fault! Why didn't you see it crawling out from the TV room! You had to keep your eyes on the TV set!
Khairi: We both had our eyes glued to the TV set, genius.
Me: (sighs). Dang it. I guess he tricked us this time. I hope he ran out and found an exit somewhere. If he's built a nest somewhere in the house, he'll definitely return.
*The next day, after consulting Daddy, I go to the hardware shop to buy a mousetrap and rat glue.*
M-I-C-K-E-Y, I-WILL-COME-FOR-THEE!
Proud to be Malaysian? LOL
I am really not sure about the wisdom of using "Malaysia" as a brandname for rat glue.
*Conclusion: After being advised by the hardware shop guy to use anchovies as the bait for the trap, I set it up and wait 'till pre-dawn breakfast (today)...*
Aha! Houston, we have a visitor!
Cute little fella.
A camwhore, too.
Me: So...uh, how should I dispose of it?
Mom: I don't know.
Me and Khairi: Decapitate it!
Mom: 1) It's messy. 2) And how do you propose to do that? Tell it to stand still while you chop its head off, Dr Dolittle?
Me: Point taken. Ooh, what about boiling water! The traditional method!
Kak Nani (our domestic helper): If you're going to kill it, please don't do it in front of me!
Me: Spoilsport. What about we bash it in with a stick?
Mom: Again, the fella won't sit still for you to do that. And again, IT'S MESSY!
Me: Fine. I'll curl it up into a ball and throw it at the bitchy neighbour who lives in front of us.
Mom: You will not! Do the right thing, release it in the park!
Me: Yeah! And let it go crawl into someone else's house! Yeah!
Khairi: Yeah! I just want to watch That 70's Show. You go ahead.
*Now if you'll excuse me, I have a mouse to release!* Erm...Did I just say that out loud?
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