Hmmm...

ATVs Are Hard to Manoeuvre

Cute Child's Christmas...

fail.

Haaapy...

...Birthday!!! Hahahahahaha

*Munchmunchmunch whooaaa!

Uh...

o___O

Ouchie of the Day!

I'm not entirely sure what you were trying to pull there, kiddo, but all I can say is "SMACK!"



Parking FAIL.

Hot Salsa Dog

Quiet little walk and OMG NINJA STRIKE!

Snuggle Buddies :)

I Guess When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go...

The dog's probably goin': "YESSSSS!!!"

Christmas is in the Air

 

 Take that, Jack Fro - whooaaaa!!!

Inception Special

Lots of LOL Inception screencaps have been making the rounds on the interweb, these are just some of my faves:

In Memory of Leslie Nielsen (1926-2010)

Surely you can't be serious?

I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.



Kinect Fail

My co-worker Azzad just bought an X-box Kinect. I wanted to check it out, but suddenly I don't feel like challenging him to a game anymore...

UNICEF: Stop Child Abuse Now!



It Always Works in the Movies!

Nice landing, fellas. I'm sure alcohol was involved!

Looking for Trouble!

Auditioning for the Energizer Bunny role, are we?

*Huff* *Puff* *Huff* *Puff*

Cool Mario vs Pacman Animation

Weird way to end it, though. A bit like "Little Shop of Horrors", eh?

Great Catch!

Wrestler A: You got me, right?
Wrestler B: Don't worry, you're safe with me! Just let me get into posi...
*CRUNCH*!

Closer...closer...

WHAM!!! right in the solar plexus.

Going the Distance

At the 25th World Gymnastics Championship, this dude learns the hard way that "Spring Break" has a different meaning when you're a gymnast.

Front brake fail

I break for cameras.

Ouchie of the Day!

*Speechless

I gotta say...painfully hilarious!

Whale diver

I think it gets funnier the more I see it LOL

Khalid Askri - The Unluckiest Goalkeeper in the World! Twice!

Goalkeepers rarely get any glory so they really need to lap it up in a penalty shootout - but FAR Rabat's Khalid Askri probably went too far by completely ignoring the fact his save counted for nothing because of the spin on the ball.



In one of the strangest moments ever in a penalty shootout, 29-year-old Askri appeared to have saved a penalty low to his left and turned away to celebrate for his fans.More: See Emmanuel Eboue's bizarre touch-line warm-up. However, while his back was turned he failed to spot the spin on the ball taking it back towards the goal-line and into the net. The opportunist Maghreb Fez player, who originally thought he had missed, took great delight in pointing it out to the referee, who was forced to give the goal - much to the annoyance of Askri.The 'phantom' save cost Askri's side dearly too - as they went on to lose 7-6 in the shootout to be eliminated in the last-16 of the Moroccan league's Coupe du Trône.


Taken from: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/840803-khalid-askri-concedes-weirdest-penalty-ever#ixzz151Xra1l7

Glentoran goal nominated for Puskas Award

(from Soccernet.com)

Unknown Glentoran striker Matty Burrows could soon be rubbing shoulders with the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi after his back-heeled 92nd minute winner against Portadown last month became an internet sensation.

The 25-year-old's audacious jumping back-heel volley received more than three million views on YouTube and has now been shortlisted for FIFA's new goal of the year gong, the Puskas Award.

The winner of the award will be whoever receives the most public votes on FIFA's website and, as the goal featured in this column back in October, it would only be right to urge you to back the Irish Premiership player when voting begins later this month.

Last year's inaugural Puskas Award was scooped by Ronaldo's 40-yard winner for Manchester United against FC Porto in the Champions League.

Do your bit, vote!!! :)

Meooowwwaaarrrggghhh!!!

Today's LOL Moment

Coincidence?

You Heard it Here First! :D

Megacougarsaurus™ - A septuagenarian in a relationship with someone below 40 years of age.


© Zulkarnain bin Zulkifli, 2010!

Have you seen that new KFC online banner advertisement?

I have, and I think that not only is it disturbing, I also feel they failed to include a "drag to stomach" option...

Dear God, today I am thankful for...

The hazelnut praline mocha mooncake that I had for breakfast! ^__^

(but not so thankful for the trip to the bathroom that followed it. Should have drank more water, dang.)

Being married...

is like becoming a knight. You know that certain days you have to face the dragon's flames in order to get to the maiden or princess, yet you're still willing to die trying.

http://vimeo.com/12562270

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri 2010 :)

Raya comes but once a year,

Bringing joy and lots of cheer,

A month of sacrifices; followed by good tidings,

Celebrations of joy, happiness and blessings,

Beneath the hunger of stomachs growling,

Is where one finds Ramadhan's true meaning

,It goes beyond spiritual enhancing,

It's not just about forgiving and forgetting,

The month serves as a gentle reminder,

To always be thankful to our Creator,

Ultimately; Ramadhan is a call to all,

To change one's self; big or small,

Your body, heart, or mind; it doesn't really matter,

So long as you are changing for the better,

So whatever you do; wherever you may be,

Have yourself a Wonderful Hari Raya Aidilfitri ^___^

Take care, drive safe and eat safe!

Aren’t we all Malaysians?

(Reproduced with apologies, but without permission from The Star)

Aren’t we all Malaysians?

I HAVE many memories of my childhood days when religion and race were of no importance to me. It was so unimportant that I thought my father was Chinese and my mother was Malay and my grandparents Indians until I was about five or six. And the fact that we speak Chinese, English and Malay at home did not help clear the air at all.

As we approach Hari Raya and National Day this year, I was reminded of the past when I collected both green and red packets from my family members. It didn’t matter whether it was Raya or Chinese New Year, red and green packets were part of the celebration, as my grandparents are Chinese.

We had Chinese kiam chai theng (soup made of pickled vegetable) and Malay rendang on both occasions and life was great. I was brought up as a Malaysian first and a Malay second and not the other way round. And I’m proud of it.

Racial identity is so important to many Malaysians and after 53 years of nationhood, one would think that we would be more mature and wise in terms of racial relationships. But somehow we are more and more worried that we would lose our racial identity if we are not careful.
We see parents squabbling on whether ethnic and religious schools are better than national schools and not wanting their children to mix.

We see Malaysians debating and arguing whether it is appropriate to teach English and Science in school. Never mind the fact that it is the lingua franca of this planet.
We hear individuals not wanting to celebrate Raya and other celebrations together, citing religious reasons and wanting an end to our Kongsi Raya tradition.

Why are we so worried about becoming less Malay, Chinese and Indian? Aren’t we all Malaysians? Have we not realised that the fundamental nature of our country and society does not lie with a single racial entity, but as a whole? If the Malays, the Chinese, the Indians or any other races were to stand alone, they cannot claim to be Malaysians. They are simply Malays, Chinese, Indians and other races.

I still celebrate both occasions regardless of what some people think. I will continue to celebrate both occasions and will definitely give my children ang pow and qing pow (green packets).
We have been able to observe Ramadan in peace and will celebrate Raya soon with our loved ones. And later in the year we’ll celebrate Christmas and then Chinese New Year early next year.

At the risk of sounding corny, I should also add that we should be thankful to live in such a peaceful country. And in this world and age, it is a rare commodity.

We should cherish and maintain it at all costs. For better or for worse, for richer or poorer, till death come knocking on our door. I offer no apology for saying all this and more.

Selamat Hari Raya to all Malaysians and a Happy Birthday, Malaysia.

DR KAMAL AMZAN,
Kajang.

Iconic Ironic Irony of the Day

Protest Against Interference of 50 Australian MPs against Anwar Ibrahim's Sodomy Charges

Sodomy can be Sofunny.

Everyday Heroes

Thieves nabbed after being trailed home

MUAR: A witness to a snatch theft quietly followed two thieves to their house. And then called the police.
The two suspects were nabbed an hour after the theft with their loot — two gold necklaces, a cellular phone and several bank cards.
The two men, aged 31 and 26, who were on a motorcycle, had snatched a woman’s handbag along Jalan Bakri at 3.15pm on Feb 6.
The woman, who worked at a factory here, had tried to chase after the two men on her motorcycle but fell and was slightly hurt.
That’s when the witness decided to follow them home.
Commending the man, Muar deputy police chief Supt Lee Choon Guan said: “We immediately sent a team to the house and found the two men with the victim’s handbag.”
The two men, who had previous drug-related criminal records, have been remanded for a week.



Bravo, model citizen! The world needs more people like you! :D

Duh (The?) Moment of the Day

CNY...a time for mandarin oranges!

And they don't come any better than the fresh ones from China! But...

Google making my day again

Don't know which is worse...that people are asking, or that there are millions of searches asking about it!

Double whammy today (Google News & Bernama)

Really? People actually want to know this?

Apparently 10,200 people do.

I'm sure you do.

Because some questions can't be answered by your teacher

Today, my day is (Google Auto) complete

God needs support too, sometimes…